Blossom
Hates Animals & Nature!
A teenage girl who HATES her name because she hates nature—hence her perpetual frown! She cares only about her clothes and make-up. She thinks animals are dirty and dislikes them! She’s also humiliated that her astrological sign is Capricorn—the lowly sea-goat, a mythical creature with the body of a goat and the tail of a fish. She thinks all Billie Eilish songs sound the same.
Blossom is horrified that she has to spend time with Smyke, but she has no choice…because Smyke’s divorced dad married Blossom’s divorced mom!
